- “This Year I am giving my opinion instead of gifts-Interested?”
2. “Which part of the Bible explains how to change water into wine? Asking for a friend!”
3. “You know you are old when you go to an antique show and people start to bid on you!”
4. “I Read-I Know Things.”
5. “Irony-The Complete Opposite of Wrinkly.”
These are great-Send me some more!!