Seen On A Tee-Shirt

(I love this for Seniors) “I came, I saw, I forgot what I came for!”
“I wonder, sometimes, what happened to people who have asked me for directions?”
“I am disappointed when a liar’s pants don’t actually catch on fire.” (This is for me-I am always saying Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!)
Biting into a raison when you thought it was a chocolate chip cookie-Big Bummer!
“I Let the Dogs Out-what About It?”